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The first time they met, he was deeply in love, but she was someone else's fiancée. The second time they met, he came to rescue her, she was as thin as a bone, dying. While holding her in his arms and leaping down from the third floor, he made a promise in her ear: "Ruoshui, in this lifetime, I won't let go!" For her, he met ghosts and killed ghosts, and met Buddha and killed Buddha! And people? Kill as usual! The black-faced Yama? The coldest instructor? Then...
Author: umbra..
BI just dug a hole to bury a dog that died in a car accident, don't do this to me! It's okay for me to understand cats and dogs overnight, but what's the point of calling them "Your Majesty"? Since then, animals have been coming here every now and then! Worship! Bastard! I'm not a fucking toilet in Mud Boom! Worship, my ass! What's more, animals bring me food every day! Bones, rats, worms, grass ...... I even found half a leg of lamb on my pillow one day! A bloody, hairy leg of lamb, my dear! I don't care if it's a shock, please don't make so many impossible demands, okay? Porpoises demand better water quality in the Yangtze. The pandas are crying.
Author: singer..
BThe ancient spirit of the age of the leftover girl once dressed as a Taifu Qianjin, clothes to stretch out their hands and food, it is not easy to live a few years of good life. Who expected a sudden disaster, was exiled? Ye Zhinan calmly smiled, steady not square, material space in hand, clothing, food, housing and transportation all have! The next person is still in the back of the earth facing the sky, she pulls out ginseng and antlers jewelry paintings and antiques every day, the whole family is very happy. Until one day she looked at the hand...
Author: Fruit-eating cat..
BIn this, there is no lower limit, the integrity of the broken, the three views of the destruction of the beastman world, male and female less, Su Xiaobai said he duck pear mountain! Facing: the dark tiger! The lion who pretends to be pure! Sultry leopard! Silence, shed two lines of lasagna, the birth of cubs is the most annoying. Hey! Hey, hey, how come you've come to join in the fun too, Patriarch!!!! Planting, farming, building houses, step by step, leading the orc world towards the text...
Author: marble with attendant att..
BThere is a wolf in front of her and a tiger behind her, fell off the cliff and caught a rope, looked up and saw that what she was holding in her hand was not a rope, but a snake. The happy woman whose wedding day is approaching was framed for economic crimes, because she was pregnant, was released on bail, sentenced to prison after the breastfeeding period, and five years of reform through labor ...... came out again, from a reformer to a nightclub PR manager. An old saying, women are not ruthless, the position is not stable.
Author: phoenix feather..
BA certain sage once said (Little Feather himself): "One joke a day, you'll live to be 99. When I heard this, I was deeply touched, so I wrote this book. *********************************************************** This book can be said to be a collection of what I have seen, heard, in reality, their own original joke collection. This book is a collection of original jokes that I have read, heard, and experienced in real life. Most of the jokes in this book are cold jokes, so I hope you will enjoy it. Note: This book contains a large number of cold jokes ............ do not like the person do not enter. [|publisher's name].
Author: lit. congealed snow and m..
BHumiliated to sell her body, she became a cold young man's luxury prison spoils; family strife, the past loved one has become a hand and foot of the wife; originally no love, why he is unknowingly in the foot of the deep ...... he, really can realize the promise, after getting everything to let her leave? How can a love that starts with a deal go on ......
Author: Ruimo Xiaoqi..
BAbout Heavenly Indulgence Mad Concubine, Sagittarius is too arrogant: <br /> She, Feng Qinghao was originally a spicy female special police officer in the twenty-first century. She, as beautiful as a flower, hot-tempered, martial arts, intelligent. Once crossed over, she became Feng... <br />
Author: grayish black hairs..
BPlease summarize the beginning of the two in one sentence: female lead: five years ago I was a group of bitches counting, I am ready to die with them. The main man: five years ago a premeditated murderer ran into my room with me 419 Please summarize in a sentence the end of the two: the main woman: I am now a strong woman, bitch all go to hell, dragon and phoenix child baby I raised myself, men aside! Male: This is not to be depicted.